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The First Date
In the old days good Thai women she don’t go out alone with a man on her first date. No way. She must take a friend or even an auntie along to make sure she do not get up to any mischief. Or was it in case the man might get up to any tricks? Maybe a bit of both eh? Whatever. Some Thai ladies they still like this. So if you ask a good Thai lady out for a first date and she turn up with one friend this is ok. You don’t say anything.
You just be extra charming and show both ladies you are a good guy with excellent manners. The aim of the first date is to find out if you like each other. So when you think about it maybe having another girl along on the first date is good especially if the friend is even hotter than the girl you ask out eh? You can always slip the other girl your phone number some time during the evening and win even if you lose out on the first girl. You got to compliment the Thais for being so thoughtful eh?
What some Thai women do though is invite not only their good friend along but a whole lot of they friends too. They gonna have a party and you gonna pay. Oh yeah. This is not a nice thing to do eh? So you have to know how to handle this situation.
You take them to a very expensive restaurant somewhere. Yeah that be right. Make sure you know this restaurant already because this is very important point. I explain why in a moment.
Now you all sit down and you order a few bottles of Chivas whisky, ice and mixers. Then you order the best dishes on the menu. Then you all party! Yeah, you gonna party and party like there is no tomorrow. Do not you be worrying about the bill now. Me I am coming to that. Your aim right now is to make sure all her hanger on friends have a real good time. They gonna be toasting you. The girls they gonna come up and kiss all over you for sure. Your new date she is gonna be smiling and so happy because you give her big face.
Now here be the kicker. This girl she is for sure a low class idiot you never want to have anything more to do with ever again. So why you gonna spend all this money you asking? Because you are not going to pay! Oh no my good buddy. You let the party run on. Order more whisky, more food and let them have a real good time. Then when you are ready and before it is time to ask for the check bin you head out the back to the toilets. Only you don’t actually go there.
You walk out the back or maybe you can walk out the front without being seen (this is very important eh?) and you disappear. You leave all them hangers on and freeloaders sitting there eating themselves stupider. Then when the bill comes they have to pay! Your ‘date’ she is not going to be too happy so you better not see her again ok? Ha Ha Ha Aha! This is what the Thais call Karma.quelle: stickmanbkk
